Male or female?

Bebi · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:35 pm Post subject: Male or female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
>> actually either male or female.
>>
>> Here are some examples:
>> FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
>> can see right through them.
>>
>> PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a
>> while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device
>> if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push
>> the wrong buttons.
>>
>> TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
>> inflated.
>>
>> HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
>> anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse. Then of course,
>> there's the hot air factor.
>>
>> SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
>> water.
>>
>> WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
>> frequently getting hit on.
>>
>> TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
>> picking up people.
>>
>> EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
>> shifts to the bottom.
>>
>> HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed
>> at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
>>
>> THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
>> be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
>> without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push,he
>> just keeps trying

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