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Teenagers!>A couple arrive home to their 5-bedroom house in a leafy suburb.
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>Upon entering the house, they call out for their eldest daughter, whose
>18th birthday it was that day. The expected answer did not come, so the
>father went upstairs. He knocked and entered his daughter's bedroom and
>saw a letter on the bed.
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>With the worst possible premonition, he read with trembling hands:
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>Dear Mum and Dad,
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>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped
>with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. I'm
>pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the
>woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that is one of my
>dreams.
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>I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
>for us and his friends. They're the ones providing
>us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime,
>we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure so Ahmed gets better. He
>deserves it. Don't worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me to be in
>films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I
>can earn £50 a scene and I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three
>men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use a horse! Don't worry Mum,
>now I'm 18 years old I know how to take care of myself.
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>Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
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>Your loving daughter, Aimee.
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>P.S. Dad, it's not true, I'm at Trudy's house.
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>I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than denting
>the car. Sorry about your Merc
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