Rhyknow
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My fav joke everThis is one good ol' Bill Hicks came out with
"So yeah, i'm sittin in a waffle bar in Tennesee, not proud of it but i was hungry... so i'm alone, i'm sitting down and i'm reading a book and the waitress comes up to me and says 'tsk tsk tsk... watchooo reading for?'. and i'm like 'gee... i've never been asked that... not what am I readING;.. but what am i reading.... FOR? Well I guess i read for a lot of reasons, but one of the main ones is so i don't end up.... being a damn waffle waitress!'
Then this trucker gets up in the next booth, stands over me and says weeeellll.... looks like we got ourselves a reader... it's like I walked into a Klan rally wearing a Boy George outfit"
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