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Bebi
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Location: West Yorkshire, UK
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 Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:16 pm Post subject: Various quotes from the Island Mystic |
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Here are some of the predictions that made me giggle
You will slowly decide to gargle with jelly.
Your confidence will alter unexpectedly.
You will slowly realise that you must feed your pets mashed potatoes.
You will rapidly decide to never eat bananas.
Your ability to see will alter unexpectedly.
Your sense of direction will alter in a strange way.
You will eventually realise that you must paint your left ear green.
You will slowly realise you have to feed your pets Sausages.
Your luck will cease in a strange way.
You will slowly realise that you forgot to sing a song backwards.
Your sense of self will change unexpectedly.
You will eventually realise you have to bury all your clothes.
Your confidence will cease in a strange way.
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