Touche!

Bebi · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 1:01 pm Post subject: Touche!

I love this Smilie_PDT

Thanks Maria!

A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're Pink,"
"When you grow up you're White,"
"When you're sick, you're Green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn Red,"
"When you're cold you turn Blue,"
"And when you die you turn Purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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Bebi · Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:23 pm Post subject:

The Wedding Dress

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents'
nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and
would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's
new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her
to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a
million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another
gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
"Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don' t have
another occasion where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and
replied,

"Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner
the night before the wedding."

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It is those who are perfectly sane who are driven the maddest by an insane world...

There is method behind my madness