Bebi
The Management
Joined: 02 May 2006
Posts: 824
Location: West Yorkshire, UK
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 Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:36 am Post subject: |
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!", exclaimed the eager salesman.
Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
Madam: "We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"
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