The Polish man and the lawyer

Bebi · Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:32 am Post subject: The Polish man and the lawyer

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect,
and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce
would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say:
"Polish Remover"

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Bebi · Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:30 pm Post subject:

A joke I received in an email:

A Polish immigrant applied for a driver's licence. First he had to take an eye sight test, and the optitian showed him a card with the letters
C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
"Can you read this?" the optitian asked
"Read it" replied the Pole "I know him"

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It is those who are perfectly sane who are driven the maddest by an insane world...

There is method behind my madness