The Kitchen Range Anthem

Bebi · Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:53 am Post subject: The Kitchen Range Anthem

One day at work my brother and I were bored and decided to re-write a James song (Sit Down) to correspond with what we were doing. Kitchen Range is a company that makes frozen potato waffles and vegetable burgers for retailers.

THE KITCHEN RANGE ANTHEM

I stack myself to sleep - a job for my darkest hour
Waffles on the belt all through the day
Six high on the belt I want to run and cower
Hope my teabreak's soon, I hope I pray
Working in this place my life is out of control
I don't think that I can stand the wait
I wanna go !

CHORUS:
Oh stack them, oh stack them, oh stack them
Stack them next to me
Stack, stack, stack, stack
Stack them in sympathy

Now I'm relieved to find that I'm due on line two on burgers
It's hard to carry on stuck here on line one
Now I'm on line one again it's worse than it was before
If I don't do something else soon
I'll walk straight out that door !

REPEAT CHORUS

This job is just utter madness
Stack them next to me
Doing this is so ridiculous
Stack them next to me
Now we've all got frozen fingers
Stack them next to me

I'm bored to tears this job is sh*t (repeat X4)

REPEAT CHORUS

Copyright 1999 'Bebi'

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