Man & woman in a car crash

Bebi · Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:23 am Post subject: Man & woman in a car crash

> A Woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
> morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
> amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
>
> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
> That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
> nothing left but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
> should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our
> days".
>
> Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
> must be a sign from God!"
> The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
> completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
> wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
> Then she hands the bottle to the man.
>
> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
> and then hands it back to the woman.
> The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
> it back to the man.
> The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
> The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
>
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY:
> Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them.
>

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