Bebi The Management


Joined: 02 May 2006 Posts: 824
Location: West Yorkshire, UK
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:38 am Post subject: How rubber gloves are made |
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Bet you clever clogs don't know how rubber gloves are made...
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this.
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big
tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip
in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working
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