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Bebi
The Management
Joined: 02 May 2006
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Location: West Yorkshire, UK
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 Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:33 pm Post subject: Computer terms revealed! |
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RAM = RadioActive Monitor
MODEM = Meet One Dud Exectutive Man
100MHZ = 100 Men Herding Zebras
1GB = 1 Good Brew
PCI BUS = Police Caution Inns Because Unwise Singing
CACHE = Complete Agony 'Cause Hungover Early
CD ROM = Cats Do Read Ok Magazine
CPU = Corrupt Policemans Underpants
MP3 = Mummy Poisoned 3
DVD = Docilely Valium Dependant
SVGA = Sell Vera Gardening Attire
JPEG = Just Peed Everywhere Gov
BITMAP = Bring In The Munchies At Pub
PENTIUM = Penis Envy Normally Tells In Underdeveloped Males
MAC = Mean And Crusty
The above were created during a mental texting session I had with a friend. I'd scribbled them down on an old envelope which Andy just found lol it brought back fond memories.
I'm sure you lot can think up some more!
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